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burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

“Generally Sherlock knows he’s the cleverest person in the room, and so when he meets Irene, he might not be the cleverest person in the room. That’s upsetting.”

allthatandasideoftom:

justyouraveragefangirl:

taiey:

"Some women like pretty girls" said the prettiest girl in Westeros to the other prettiest girl in Westeros.

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i love her

slafennog:

How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.

sassyabrahamlincoln:

i just think its so adorable when boys do that thing with their hair where they have it all over their bodies but its actually fur and they have four legs and a wet nose and they’re puppies

High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor: lol same.
In 2000 years archeologist will find your art as it will be the only thing left after the great flamingo war that devastated millions of pineapples and it will tell the story of us. And the legacy of fucking nancy and potato john will be told to millions of children before they drift off to sleep at night.
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floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

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Those poor flamingo children :c

nishlo:

when people jokingly pick on u but its something ur sensitive about

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“It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.” 

dwninfinity:

dwninfinity:

I JUST RREEMMEBEREd FULLMETAL BACKYARdIGANS IM LITEARLLY IN  TEARS RIGHT NOW OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHB MY GOSSSSHHHHHHH 

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necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

moriarty:

moriarty:

"there are white characters in avatar the last airbender universe"

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to the ppl who sent me hate mail for this

oh yes YOu are right there ARE white people in avatar how could i forget

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apatianuncamas:

why he lick me